Make ‘Merica Great Again!

“Will America ever be great with Donald Trump hanging around? Answer? Hell no.”

Ah America land of the free, home of the brave, obnoxious older brother of Canada, denying the existence of New Jersey, it truly is the land of opportunity. Except if you’re Muslim, Jewish, African American or any kind of unique individual. Or at least that’s  Donald Trump’s way of thinking. When he’s not making a fool of himself he is desperately trying to make himself look competent by insulting other people. But can we blame the guy? He had a hard life, he grew up in Brooklyn, his father gave him a ‘small loan of a million dollars’ (well done NOT relating to the working class BTW).


Oh, but who is Trump? WELL currently Donald Trump is a US presidential candidate for the republicans, proud owner of Trump Tower, Trump Taj Mahal (a casino) and The Trump Organisation. I think he names all these assets after himself to boost his ego. Trump is “Pro life” and “Against gun control”. He announced that he would “make America great again” by imposing taxes on imported products and says he can stop refugees by telling them “You can’t come here”. The icing on the patriotic cake is Donald Trump wants
to build a wall on the American and Mexican border and make Mexico pay for it. Like DUDE! Mexico can barely pay a proper police force, do you really think they care about The Great Wall of Trump???


Great Wall of Trump, high tech simulation.

“They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with [them]. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.” (Donald Trump on Mexican Immigrants)





  • Said Senator John McCain wasn’t a war hero because he got captured!
  • “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make US manufacturing non-competitive.”
  • “Laziness is a trait in blacks.”
  • “Remember, new ‘environment friendly’ lightbulbs can cause cancer. Be careful-the idiots who came up with this stuff don’t care.”
  • “Listen you motherf—–s! We’re going to tax you 25 percent!” (Trump to the Chinese).
  • Claiming he could prevent 9/11.


Wow! What a weirdo! I mean this man is the single most obnoxious, racist, narcissistic politician I have ever heard of. He’s a walking train-wreck!  Even his hair is trying to get away from him! If Trump is elected he’ll start a World War…*





*For any American citizens that wish to escape the US once Trump is elected, I hear most of Europe has opened their borders to refugees.